So here’s what happened. I was talking to my therapist and she said It’s all about your Mother. And I laughed. This woman dealing with madmen for a living. It’s exactly the same as editing reality television.

Mom is a difficult thing for me to talk about. She’s a brunette. I wanted to marry her. She called me a son of a bitch. She’s into Sudoku and she doesn’t say it right. She was born in Tucson.

Uselessness.