A true friend told you that it was going to be a special day because the time and date would be 01:02:03 04/05/06. You texted this to everyone. You were in your landlady's apartment at 01:02:03 04/05/06 and an actor from Twin Peaks was on General Hospital. No one texted you back. A gray green mesocyclone hung. 6-5-4-3-2-1. The sky is green.