Somewhere at the back of your mind as you fly, you hear Mr. Thermometer scream "No!"

You feel nothing but a slap and a crunch thanks to the heroin-laced Train Wreck you were smoking.

YOU HAD TO DO IT. YOU SEE, THE ARTISTS (THE GREEN WEDGE) WERE USING THE SCOTTISH RITES (THE WHITE WEDGE) TO ERECT A GIANT PURPLE ELECTRIC JESUS IN THE SKY ABOVE THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. GREEN AND WHITE IS MINTY FRESH. A GREAT JESUS ROBOT WITH CRUEL WINGS DARKENING THE SKY THAT WOULD DRIVE EVERYONE IN NEW YORK CITY INSANE.