The Buddha walked out on the soft asphalt of the American Playground and stood for a minute contemplating eternity. The Wishing Tree arched over his head and the unmarked government van monitored him from behind the playground fence. The Buddha smiled, knowing that his path was one that the Men In Black would never understand.

He decided to teach them a lesson by yelling at the top of his lungs:

Total! Information! Awareness!

Total! Information! Awareness!

Total! Information! Awareness! You are The Buddha.