I hate websites that consist of nothing but Fun-ny Lists.
8) You’re My Hannukah Present.
7) As long as I’m doing better than in Junior High!
6) My mustache tastes like Thai.
5) If I write about it on my blog, will you actually pay attention?
4) As long as we get to play patty cake, count me in!
3) The blind are notoriously shifty.
2) I would only settle for an injured horse if it were a HOT injured horse.
1) Would you like to play some dadminton?