24 August 1991
Around the time of my sister and brother's joint birthday, I moved to Williamsburg, Virginia to live at the College of William and Mary in Yates Hall. I was 17.
I met Vera Appler at William and Mary. I wanted her so bad. I fucked her in her dorm room and afterwards she said, That Was Fun! I fell in love with her, which is uh-uh, the wrong thing to do with Vera Appler.