12 January 2005 (yesterday) (tomorrow)

Zone ("Zone" is pronounced like dawn) came up to me after class and made small talk and then pointed to the attendance sheet, where he had signed his name The Tone.  I'd Like You To Call Me The Tone, he said.  Fine, I said.  The Tone smiled and leaned in.  I Know You Can Help Me With My Goal, he reassured me.  What's that?  I asked.  To Become An International Living Legend, he replied, beaming.