13 May 2005 (yesterday) (tomorrow)

Uh, Sanford and Dave sat me down today and told me that I have to do a shitload more work in the weeks to come.

Lessee... I picked up the last Peanuts book and put furniture ads on craig's list and finally realized that Guin isn't actually in love with me and never will be.

Hum dee dum.

I picked up the phone in the cab on the way home and Guiny was there and I was happy to hear from her except that what she wanted to know was whether or not she should accept an arranged marriage with an Iranian guy for money and also she's moving in with a guy named Nate "to save money."  Then she bitched at me for not giving her enough information about my experience with Maria even though that subject is simply something I'm bored of discussing.  I hung up on her, then called her back once I was out of the cab and upstairs.  I listened as she lambasted me for "tweaking" about other guys, that this has always been a flaw of mine, and it occurred to me once and for all that this is not the behavior of someone who is at all in love with one.

Another flying kick to the sternum!