83.) Lancelot attended Teen Valley youth camp in the mountains of North Carolina. There was a vending machine by the main office stocked with cans of Cheerwine, the most delicious soft drink. He shot at targets and watched the children stand up in a large warehouse building and profess our love for Jesus.
One day, the counselors told them they would be playing Underground Church.  The counselors were godless communists and the children had to avert capture and find our way to the Underground Church.
Lancelot decided to simply sneak out of harm's way. He walked past the small camp buildings, past the firing range, and up a small dirt road. He continued along the road, his breath and thoughts quick. He was terrified the communists would find him.